In an unexpected turn of events, Hollywood heartthrobs Chris Pratt and Emma Stone have taken a bold stance against what they perceive as the Oscars’ descent into the murky depths of “wokeness.” In a joint statement released via carrier pigeon (because why not add a touch of old-world charm?), the dynamic duo declared their boycott…
Breaking Wind: Roseanne’s Newest CBS Series Blows Away ‘The Conners’ with Over 1 Billion Views In a whirlwind of comedic chaos, Roseanne Barr, notorious for her outspoken antics, has once again stormed the television scene with her latest CBS show, leaving her former spin-off, ‘The Conners,’ gasping for air. With over 1 billion views and…
In a groundbreaking turn of events, Hollywood icons Whoopi Goldberg and Tom Hanks have emerged as the vanguards of “artistic integrity” in Tinseltown. In a joint press conference, Goldberg declared, “Gone are the days of cookie-cutter scripts and recycled plots! It’s time for Hollywood to prioritize creativity over conformity.” Hanks chimed in, urging fellow actors…
In a stunning display of entertainment acrobatics, Roseanne’s Show not only shattered The View’s Daytime Viewership Record but also left it desperately searching for its misplaced audience. As Roseanne twirled through the airwaves, breaking records with the finesse of a juggler tossing aside irrelevant ratings, The View found itself in a state of daytime disarray,…
Megan Rapinoe has found herself excluded from consideration for the Pro Soccer Hall of Fame, and the critique surrounding her candidacy centers on concerns about her suitability as a role model. Critics argue that Rapinoe’s behavior both on and off the field has raised questions about her ability to serve as an inspiration for aspiring…
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In a sensational twist of events reminiscent of a daytime soap opera, Candace Owens, the fiery conservative commentator, has declared she will unleash the legal hounds on none other than Whoopi Goldberg. Claiming she’s had enough of what she deems as Goldberg’s “wild lies,” Owens vows to slap a hefty lawsuit on the actress-turned-talk-show-host faster…
Ingredients: For the Chaffles: 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (part-skim) 2 large eggs 1/4 cup almond flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (optional) Salt and pepper to taste For the Burger: 4 lean ground turkey or beef patties (choose according to your preference) Salt and pepper to taste Lettuce leaves Tomato slices…
Ingredients: 1 pound breakfast sausage 1 cup Bisquick baking mix 1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese 4 eggs Preparation: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a 12-cup muffin tin. Brown and crumble the breakfast sausage in a skillet over medium heat. Drain off any excess grease. In a mixing bowl, whisk the eggs…
Gone are the days when indulging in pie for breakfast raised eyebrows and garnered concerned looks. Today, we embrace the deliciousness of breakfast pie with open arms, challenging old notions and celebrating the joy of starting the day with a hearty, satisfying meal. So, Mom, take note – breakfast pie is not a warning sign;…