Whoopi Goldberg and Tom Hanks Lead Charge for ‘Artistic Integrity’ in Hollywood: ‘Creativity Over Conformity
In a groundbreaking turn of events, Hollywood icons Whoopi Goldberg and Tom Hanks have emerged as the vanguards of “artistic integrity” in Tinseltown. In a joint press conference, Goldberg declared, “Gone are the days of cookie-cutter scripts and recycled plots!
It’s time for Hollywood to prioritize creativity over conformity.” Hanks chimed in, urging fellow actors and filmmakers to “break free from the shackles of formulaic cinema and embrace the wild frontier of originality.” However, critics were quick to point out the irony, considering both stars’ extensive filmographies riddled with sequels, reboots, and safe bets. One skeptical commentator quipped, “Ah, yes, because nothing says ‘artistic integrity’ like another Toy Story sequel or Sister Act reboot.” Despite the skepticism, Goldberg and Hanks remain undeterred, leading the charge for a Hollywood renaissance where creativity reigns supreme (or at least until the next big franchise opportunity comes knocking).
