Chris Pratt and Emma Stone Refuse Oscars Participation Due to ‘Woke’ Policies: ‘We Advocate for Genuine Artistry’
In an unexpected turn of events, Hollywood heartthrobs Chris Pratt and Emma Stone have taken a bold stance against what they perceive as the Oscars’ descent into the murky depths of “wokeness.” In a joint statement released via carrier pigeon (because why not add a touch of old-world charm?), the dynamic duo declared their boycott of the prestigious awards ceremony.
“We, Chris and Emma, pillars of untainted artistry in this land of politically correct pandemonium, refuse to participate in an event that has strayed so far from the true essence of filmmaking,” the statement proclaimed dramatically.
The duo, known for their on-screen chemistry and off-screen antics, minced no words in their critique of the Oscars’ alleged embrace of “woke” policies, decrying what they perceive as a departure from celebrating genuine talent to bowing at the altar of political correctness.
“We stand for real artistry,” they declared, raising a metaphorical torch for the sanctity of entertainment unencumbered by the shackles of social agendas.
While some hailed their courage in the face of perceived Hollywood hegemony, others couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony of multimillionaire celebrities decrying the very system that catapulted them to stardom.
Nevertheless, Pratt and Stone remain resolute in their decision, vowing to spend Oscar night indulging in a marathon of classic cinema while sipping artisanal, non-woke beverages. As for the Oscars, well, it seems they’ll have to soldier on without two of Hollywood’s brightest stars gracing their red carpet.
