Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock Launch ‘Woke-Free’ Music Festival, Stirring Controversy and Applause
In a shocking move sure to rock the music industry, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock
have announced the launch of a “Woke-Free” Music Festival. Promising to be a sanctuary from political correctness, the festival aims to bring back the unfiltered spirit of music. Critics are already dubbing it the “Snowflake Meltdown,” while supporters hail it as a long-overdue return to authenticity. With performers encouraged to leave their woke agendas at the door, attendees can expect a lineup free from virtue signaling and full of good ol’ fashioned tunes.
