Guy Fieri Bars Permanently Whoopi Goldberg from His Chain of RestaurantsGuy Fieri Bars Permanently Whoopi Goldberg from His Chain of Restaurants

**Title: Guy Fieri Imposes Lifetime Ban on Whoopi Goldberg from His Culinary Empire**

In a shocking turn of events, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has declared a lifetime ban on Whoopi Goldberg from all his renowned restaurants. Fieri, known for his flamboyant persona and fiery dishes, cited “culinary treason” as the reason behind this drastic decision. Allegedly, Goldberg, the beloved actress and co-host of “The View,” committed the unforgivable sin of criticizing Fieri’s signature donkey sauce as “more suited for a barnyard than a kitchen.”

In response, Fieri exclaimed, “No one messes with my sauce and gets away with it!” The ban extends not only to Goldberg but also to any dish named after her, including the “Whoopi Pie.” Fieri’s loyal fanbase has rallied behind him, expressing their solidarity by boycotting Goldberg’s films and insisting that “Flavortown loyalty comes first.” As the culinary world reels from this feud, one thing is clear: when you cross Guy Fieri, you’re playing with fire.

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