“Vanilla Ice And Jason Aldean Skip New York on Their ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour, Citing ‘Excessive Wokeness'”
In a move that left some scratching their heads and others nodding knowingly, Vanilla Ice and Jason Aldean
announced they’d be giving the Big Apple a wide berth on their highly anticipated “You Can’t Cancel America” tour. The reason? Well, according to their press release, it seems the city that never sleeps has been catching a few too many Z’s in the land of “woke.”
In a world where every hashtag is a battle cry and every tweet a manifesto, the duo seems to have drawn a line in the sand, or perhaps a line on their tour map, declaring, “Enough is enough!” While some may see it as a bold stand against perceived overzealousness, others can’t help but wonder if they’re missing out on the diverse tapestry of opinions that the city has to offer. Either way, it’s safe to say that this tour is already making waves – whether they’re in the Hudson River or the Twitterverse remains to be seen.
