In a shocking twist of fate, Candace Owens, renowned for her incendiary rhetoric, joins forces with Roseanne Barr, famous for her controversial remarks, in what can only be described as a collision course of polarizing opinions. The duo’s new CBS show, “Together We’ll Be Untouchable,” promises to defy logic, reason, and perhaps even basic decency….
But it also has a beautiful side, as it tells the true story of a young girl who, after years of coping with a deformed face, is finally beginning to step into the opening lines of a fairy tale, with the assistance of her pediatric plastic surgeon prince, John Polley, MD. This story is based…
In a shocking turn of events, country superstar Jason Aldean has reportedly turned down a staggering $500 million music collaboration offer from none other than the “WOKE” Taylor Swift. In a statement released by Aldean’s spokesperson, they explained that the offer was simply too “woke” for Aldean’s taste, and he prefers to stick to singing…
Title: “Outrageous Duo Launches Sitcom Promoting ‘Time-Tested’ Values: A Satirical Take” In a move that’s raising eyebrows and tempers alike, controversial comedians Roseanne Barr and Michael Richards have announced plans to team up for a new sitcom celebrating what they call “time-tested” values. The duo, notorious for their past controversies, boldly proclaimed that their show…
Gayla Neufeld, 52, and stated, “I realised I was desirable, sexy, and beautiful, and I became confident in who I was.” Meet the 30st woman who earns a living showing off her 8ft-wide belly to male fat admirers on webcam. Gayla Neufeld, 52, spent years combating the flab but now utilizes it to seduce…
In a move that has raised more than a few eyebrows in Hollywood, actors Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson have announced their latest endeavor: Nostalgia Studios. With a hefty investment of $500 million, the duo aims to transport audiences back to a cinematic era where values were as traditional as black-and-white movies. “We’re tired of…
In a surprising and polarizing move, the Grand Ole Opry has announced that global music icon Beyoncé has been banned for life from performing at the iconic venue. The decision comes amidst a wave of criticism and debate over the boundaries of country music and the representation of diverse musical styles within the genre. Let’s…
Title: Riley Gaines: The New Star of Roseanne’s RevivalIn an unprecedented move, Roseanne Barr has announced that Riley Gaines, an obscure TikTok sensation known for her viral dance videos, will be making weekly appearances on her new CBS show. Despite having no acting experience or discernible talent, Gaines has been handpicked by Barr to inject…
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In a recent segment of ABC’s “The View,” co-host Whoopi Goldberg gave a dubious Biblical justification for abortion. According to Goldberg, the sixth commandment, which states, “Thou shalt not kill,” doesn’t necessarily apply to the issue of abortion. Whoopi introduced the topic, stating that while she wishes no one would ever have to go through…